oh, do behave

Spike had never had so much fun in bed in a long time.

Of course, this was all new to Jeremy. It was like being with a virgin, thought Spike who was all smiles. And Jeremy was even lovelier without the beard.

"It doesn't suit you," Spike informed him. "You have to trust me on this one." He had left the mustache as Jeremy had asked.

"I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't go back to Hollyoaks. I'll be outed." Jeremy looked distressed in front of the mirror in the bedroom at the cabin, all smooth faced.

"What?" Spike couldn't stop laughing. "You aren't completely gay, clean shaven, you know."

"Its not that." Jeremy wouldn't smile at Spike's joke. "I might meet someone who really knows me."

"Knows you?"

"I can't go into it." He winced. "Maybe you don't remember what happened to Zoe."

"She's a ditz. She's with some old man, in fact. Having his child. How disgusting it that?" Spike scowled with disgust.

"I was the one who almost threw her off a building." Jeremy confessed.

"That was you?" Spike giggled. "Oh, you are a tiger, aren't you." Spike bit the air. He then rolled his eyes. "You're secret is safe with me."

"It doesn't much matter does it, you think? I wouldn't have rotted away, exactly. I just didn't want to stay any longer with the loons than I had too. What better way to change your life than to change your name. Be someone else."

"And a homosexual, no less." Spike shrugged with a smile.

"Lets not go that far." Jeremy sighed.

"Oh, but I will," Spike smirked. "Come on, lets have some fun with the body oil and not say another word about who you use to be." Spike leaned in and tugged at Jeremy's bottom lip.